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?Are ya ready, kids-

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!KIDS: Aye, aye, captain

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.I can't hear you-

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!KIDS: Aye, aye, captain

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!Ohhhh-

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SINGING) Who lives in a)
?pineapple under the sea

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!KIDS: SpongeBob SquarePants

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PAINTY: Absorbent and
.yellow and porous is he

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!KIDS: SpongeBob SquarePants

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PAINTY: If nautical nonsense
--be something you wish

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!KIDS: SpongeBob SquarePants

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PAINTY: --then drop on the
!deck and flop like a fish

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!KIDS: SpongeBob SquarePants

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?PAINTY: Ready

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!ALL: SpongeBob SquarePants

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!SpongeBob SquarePants

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!SpongeBob SquarePants

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!PAINTY: SpongeBob SquarePants

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[LAUGHING HEARTILY]

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[PICCOLO PLAYS]

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[SEA SHANTY MUSIC]

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[MR. KRABS: [SIGHS

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Well, it's the worst time
.of the day once again

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[CHOKES UP]

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.Closing time

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Well, see you in-
.the AM, Mr. Krabs

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.Hold on there, SpongeBob-

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Take that pile of
.filth out with ya

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[GASPS]-

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.Mr. Krabs

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You shouldn't talk about
.Squidward like that

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.He means this filth, you loon-

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(CASUALLY SINGING)-
.Taking out the trash

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.Taking out the trash

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.Hm

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Dumpster writing-- the
.voice of the people

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.Up with bubbles"

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".Down with air

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[LAUGHS]

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".Nematodes are people too"

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.Haw, those nematodes

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Here's one somebody
.didn't finish

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".Squidward smells." "Good"

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[LAUGHS]

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?Hm, what's this one

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?Krabs is a--" Hm"

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".[Krabs is a [CHIRP"

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Do you kiss your-
?mother with that mouth

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,Well, sometimes-
.but not recently

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!PATRICK: Hi, garbage man

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!Hi, SpongeBob

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.Hi, Patrick-

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Hey, Patrick, do you know
?what this word means

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".READING SLOWLY) "Krabs)-

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Uh, isn't that the red
?sweaty guy you work for

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.Nuh-uh, not that word-

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.That word

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.[CHIRP]-

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.Hey, I think I know what means

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That's one of those
.sentence enhancers

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?Sentence enhancers-

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You use them when you-
.want to talk fancy

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You just sprinkle it over
!anything you say, and whamo

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You got yourself a
.spicy sentence sandwich

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.Oh, I get it-

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.Let me try

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.Ahem

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.POSH VOICE) Hello, Patrick)

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Lovely [CHIRP] day
?we're having, isn't it

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.Why, yes, it is, SpongeBob-

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This [CHIRP] day is
.particularly [CHIRP] lovely

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How [CHIRP] right-
.you are, Patrick

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.[CHIRP]-

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.[CHIRP]-

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.[CHIRP]-

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.Ooh, you're right, Patrick-

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My lips are tingling from the
.spiciness of this conversation

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[GIGGLING]-

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.Yeah, mine too

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[SPUTTERING AND GIGGLING]

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[LAUGHING]-

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.It tingles when I laugh

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[WHISTLING]

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.Hello, customers

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Nice [CHIRP] day
?we're having, huh

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[GASPS]-

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?--Did he just say

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.Ay, he did-

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.Hey, Patrick-

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?How the [CHIRP] are ya

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.Pretty [CHIRP] good, SpongeBob-

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Well, I thought this-
,was a restaurant

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.not a gutter-mouth convention

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[MIC FEEDBACK]

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.Attention, customers-

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Today's special is a
CHIRP] Krabby Patty]

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served in a greasy
CHIRP] sauce and grilled]

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.to [CHIRP] perfection

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And don't forget to ask us
.to [CHIRP] the [CHIRP] fries

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.It'll be our [CHIRP] pleasure

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.Hi, Squidward

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?How the [CHIRP] are ya

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,Nice [CHIRP] day-
?isn't it, Squidward

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.I don't understand-

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.That guy's talented

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.He doesn't have to work blue

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Let's go somewhere-
.more family-oriented

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[COMPLAINING VOICES]

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[KLAXON SIREN]

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?Huh-

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[GASPS]

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!The Krusty Krab

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!She's empty

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!All hands on deck

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!Batten the front doors

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!Brace the cash register

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!Break out the happy snacks

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Squidward, we have
all me beautiful

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?paying customers gone

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Apparently the two-
barnacled-mouth brothers

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.just learned a new word

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And SpongeBob just said
.it over the intercom

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?Well, what was it-

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?What did he say

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--Uh, he said, um, well, said-

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[WHISPERS]

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?Huh-

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[WHISPERS]

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[GASPS]-

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,SpongeBob and friend
!front and centre

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Why, I ought to
make the two of ya

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paint the Krusty Krab
!for using such language

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But Mr. Krabs, we were only-
.using our sentence enhancers

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.Yeah, it's fancy talk-

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There ain't nothing-
.fancy about that word

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?[You mean [CHIRP-

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.Yes, that one-

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.Now, quit sayin' that

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.It's a bad word

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?BOTH: Bad word

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[BOTH BLATHERING]

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.Yes sirree-

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.That's bad word number 11

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In fact, there are 13 bad
.words you should never use

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Don't you mean-
?there are only seven

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.Not if you're a sailor

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[CHUCKLES]

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.Wow, 13-

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That's a lot of-
.CHIRP] bad words]

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.OK, boys-

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I want you to promise me you'll
.never use that word again

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.BOTH: We promise

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SPONGEBOB: Gee, I sure
am glad Mr. Krabs told us

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that word we were
.using was a bad word

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Yeah, me too, because-
classy sophisticates

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like us should not stain
.our lips with cursing

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.Yea verily-

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Now, let's play a nice wholesome
.game of Eels and Escalators

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!Oh, boy, my favourite-

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.Come on-

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.Gary needs a new pair of shoes

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.Ooh, eels-

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.Too bad, SpongeBob

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.You got to ride the eel

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.Darn-

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!My turn-

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!Hurray

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!Escalators

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[LAUGHS TRIUMPHANTLY]

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!Up, up, up

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.Come on-

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,Escalators
.escalators, escalators

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[SIGHS]

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.Eels again

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.My turn-

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!Escalators

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,Escalators-
.escalators, escalators

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?Eels

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!Es-kee-lators-

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Well, this is your
.last chance, SpongeBob

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Oh, if you get eels
.again, you lose

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.FRUSTRATED) Ooh)-

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,Escalators
!escalators, escalators

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!Ha

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!Escalators

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.PATRICK: Eels

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![Dah, [CHIRP-

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.Ohhh-

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.You said number 11

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I, I, I didn't mean-- you-
.got to understand, Patrick

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I was try-- oh, what
--I meant to say

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.some things just slip about

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.You got to understand

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.Don't worry, SpongeBob-

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.I understand

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!Mr. Krabs

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!Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs

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!No, wait, Patrick-

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!Patrick, no

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!Please don't tell

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.[But you said [CHIRP-

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!Aha-

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Now I'm going to tell
!Mr. Krabs on you

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.Not if I tell first-

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.I can run faster than you-

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[LAUGHS]

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[ICE CREAM TRUCK MUSIC]

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.See you at the Krusty Krab-

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[LAUGHS]

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!Oh, no

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[LAUGHS]-

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!Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs

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?What, what, what-

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!Patrick, Patrick, Patrick-

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?Yes, yes, yes-

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--He said, he said, he said-

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.Out with it, boy-

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Me and Patrick were playing-
Eels and Escalators and he was

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going up, up, up, and
.I had to ride the eel

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And then we run, and
.Patrick-- he said some things

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?What kind of things-

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--Well, he said-

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?Yes-

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Well, um, let's just say-
he said a certain word

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.that you said he shouldn't say

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And this particular word
happens to be word number 11

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in a list of 13 words that
.you said shouldn't be said

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.Uh, right-

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--What was that part about that
?what, what-- the, uh, who now

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.Mr. Krabs, Mr-
!Krabs, Mr. Krabs

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[SIGHS]-

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!BOTH: He said that word

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--Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da

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Now I'm gonna let-
.go of your lips

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And when I do, I want
to calmly tell me

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what youse need to
?tell me, understand

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.BOTH: Mhm

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.[He said [CHIRP

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[GASPS]-

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?Do my ears deceive me

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.You two should be ashamed

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.Time to take out the trash

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You two need to be
.taught a lesson

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.I thought I made it clear

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Never, and I mean
never, use number 11

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.or any of the 13 bad words

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Now, the both of
.youse wait right here

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.I'll be back

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?What's gonna happen to us-

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.We'll probably get 40 lashes-

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.SCARED) Oh, no)-

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.I'm sorry, Patrick-

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.Mr. Krabs is right

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There's no need for
.words like that

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.I'm sorry too, SpongeBob-

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.Let's make a vow, Patrick-

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From this day forth, a foul
.word shall never pass our lips

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,We will be good citizens
.just like good old Mr. Krabs

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.Agreed-

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,MR. KRABS: All right
.you two foul mouths

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As punishment for fouling
the air in me restaurant

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with your fowl words, you're
gonna give The Krusty Krab

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a fresh coat of paint
.from top to bottom

264
00:10:03,230 --> 00:10:04,700
[CRIES IN PAIN]

265
00:10:04,700 --> 00:10:06,760
.Oh, my [CHIRP] foot

266
00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:10,310
What [CHIRP] genius put a
?CHIRP] rock in a [CHIRP] path]

267
00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:12,670
Can't you see I've got
?a [BEEP] foot here

268
00:10:12,670 --> 00:10:13,790
![Oh, [ARF

269
00:10:13,790 --> 00:10:14,490
![Aw, [TOOT TOOT

270
00:10:14,490 --> 00:10:15,880
.Five, six, seven-

271
00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:17,580
MR. KRABS: And a lotta
HORN] with a side]

272
00:10:17,580 --> 00:10:20,130
of [CHIRP] and a heaping helpin'
of [CLANK] and a boatload of

273
00:10:20,130 --> 00:10:20,830
![HORN]

274
00:10:20,830 --> 00:10:21,800
.Nine-

275
00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:25,340
[Oh, [ARF ARF SQUAWK-
.[grabbin' [HORN

276
00:10:25,340 --> 00:10:26,330
[WAILING]

277
00:10:26,330 --> 00:10:28,300
.That's all 13, Patrick-

278
00:10:28,300 --> 00:10:29,290
[GASPS]

279
00:10:29,290 --> 00:10:32,560
We're gonna tell
!your mum, Mr. Krabs

280
00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:33,890
.No, please-

281
00:10:33,890 --> 00:10:35,460
.Not my mommy

282
00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:36,400
!Wait

283
00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:38,760
!Please don't tell me mother

284
00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:41,720
I don't think her little
.old heart can take it

285
00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:43,660
[BOTH PANTING]

286
00:10:43,660 --> 00:10:45,120
!BOTH: Mama Krabs

287
00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:48,520
!Mama Krabs

288
00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:50,530
.Well, hello there-

289
00:10:50,530 --> 00:10:51,830
,SPONGEBOB: Mama Krabs
,[he said [CHIRP

290
00:10:51,830 --> 00:10:53,100
.[and then he said [CHIRP

291
00:10:53,100 --> 00:10:55,390
[And then he said [CHIRP
.[again, and he said [ARF ARF

292
00:10:55,390 --> 00:10:58,020
And then he screamed at the
.[top of his voice, [HORN

293
00:10:58,020 --> 00:11:00,700
.And he [BEEP BEEP], Mrs. Krabs

294
00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:01,760
.He didn't care

295
00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:05,190
Such a stream of
[SQUAWK HORN CLANK]

296
00:11:05,190 --> 00:11:07,160
.I have never heard in my days

297
00:11:09,750 --> 00:11:11,260
.Oh, dear-

298
00:11:11,260 --> 00:11:13,120
.My poor, old heart

299
00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:14,910
[GASPS]-

300
00:11:14,910 --> 00:11:17,190
.Oh, dear Mother

301
00:11:17,190 --> 00:11:21,210
What have these foul-mouthed
?heathens done to do ya

302
00:11:21,210 --> 00:11:23,700
You two should be
ashamed, making

303
00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:27,250
an old lady faint
.with your sailor talk

304
00:11:27,250 --> 00:11:28,770
.You should all be ashamed-

305
00:11:28,770 --> 00:11:31,500
And if you're going
,to talk like sailors

306
00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:33,540
then you're going to
.work like sailors

307
00:11:39,390 --> 00:11:43,580
I guess you scallywags have
.earned a glass of lemonade

308
00:11:43,580 --> 00:11:44,580
[POPEYE-LIKE LAUGH]

309
00:11:47,530 --> 00:11:48,640
!Yow

310
00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:51,840
!My [HONK] foot

311
00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:53,020
[ALL GASP]

312
00:11:53,020 --> 00:11:54,440
!Mother-

313
00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:55,140
?What-

314
00:11:55,140 --> 00:11:58,030
It's Old Man Jenkins
.in his jalopy

315
00:11:58,030 --> 00:11:59,930
[HONK]

316
00:11:59,930 --> 00:12:01,820
!Howdy, Mrs. K-

317
00:12:01,820 --> 00:12:03,300
[HONK HONK HONK]

318
00:12:03,300 --> 00:12:05,260
[LAUGHTER]

319
00:12:06,740 --> 00:12:09,200
[QUIRKY UKULELE MUSIC]

320
00:12:18,260 --> 00:12:22,620
Oh, how I have-
.dreamed of this day

321
00:12:22,620 --> 00:12:26,600
.Mr. Tentacles, professor of art

322
00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,920
What a marvellous
opportunity for the people

323
00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:30,240
.of Bikini Bottom

324
00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:33,860
Bring me your huddled
,masses of bored housewives

325
00:12:33,860 --> 00:12:39,160
and I will shape
.them in my image

326
00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:41,130
.I'll go down in history

327
00:12:41,130 --> 00:12:46,150
Someday, there will be a
wing with my name on it

328
00:12:46,150 --> 00:12:50,200
!in all the museums of the world

329
00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:52,890
Dude, you're teaching
.art at the rec centre

330
00:12:52,890 --> 00:12:54,500
.Calm down

331
00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:56,010
.Uncultured trash urchin-

332
00:12:56,010 --> 00:12:56,700
[GASPS]

333
00:12:56,700 --> 00:12:57,510
.9:00 AM

334
00:12:57,510 --> 00:13:00,050
.Time to let the class in

335
00:13:00,050 --> 00:13:02,560
Well, don't want to keep
.them waiting any longer

336
00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:03,260
[EXCITED CHATTER]

337
00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:06,740
!Welcome to art class

338
00:13:06,740 --> 00:13:08,400
?Oh, isn't this cooking-

339
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:09,100
.Sorry

340
00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:09,920
[DISMAYED MURMURS]

341
00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:11,270
!Hi, Squidward-

342
00:13:11,270 --> 00:13:13,230
Are you taking
?this art class too

343
00:13:13,230 --> 00:13:14,330
?SpongeBob-

344
00:13:14,330 --> 00:13:15,450
?In art class

345
00:13:15,450 --> 00:13:16,420
!Wait

346
00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:17,730
!This is cooking

347
00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:18,890
!Come back

348
00:13:18,890 --> 00:13:20,350
.You got to be kidding

349
00:13:20,350 --> 00:13:22,170
[SPONGEBOB: [LAUGHS

350
00:13:22,170 --> 00:13:23,740
!This is great

351
00:13:23,740 --> 00:13:26,130
.You and me in school together

352
00:13:26,130 --> 00:13:27,460
?So where's the teacher

353
00:13:27,460 --> 00:13:29,010
.You're looking at him-

354
00:13:29,010 --> 00:13:34,010
You are the-
?teacher to my pupil

355
00:13:34,010 --> 00:13:36,000
.This isn't art class

356
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,660
.It's heaven

357
00:13:37,660 --> 00:13:38,630
.Yeah-

358
00:13:38,630 --> 00:13:41,770
,Grab a little piece of heaven
.and let's get on with it

359
00:13:41,770 --> 00:13:45,190
.I'm ready, Mr. Tentacles-

360
00:13:45,190 --> 00:13:48,720
So you want to be an-
?artist, eh, SpongeBob

361
00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:49,580
.Yes, please-

362
00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:52,580
Well, art is not-
.all fun and games

363
00:13:52,580 --> 00:13:56,150
.It's a lot of hard work

364
00:13:56,150 --> 00:13:58,880
.OK, first repeat after me

365
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:01,240
".I have no talent"

366
00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:03,390
.I have no talent-

367
00:14:03,390 --> 00:14:06,230
Mr. Tentacles has"-
".all the talent

368
00:14:06,230 --> 00:14:08,850
Mr. Tentacles has-
.all the talent

369
00:14:08,850 --> 00:14:12,250
If I'm lucky, some of"-
Mr. Tentacles' talent

370
00:14:12,250 --> 00:14:14,500
".may rub off on me

371
00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:20,010
If I'm lucky, Mr. Talent will-
.rub his tentacles on my art

372
00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:25,470
.Whatever-

373
00:14:25,470 --> 00:14:26,440
.OK

374
00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:29,110
Since you're telling me
,you have no prior training

375
00:14:29,110 --> 00:14:31,770
we'll have to start
.from square one

376
00:14:31,770 --> 00:14:35,240
.Or should I say circle one

377
00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:37,280
[CHORTLES]

378
00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:38,740
Am I going too fast
?for you, SpongeBob

379
00:14:38,740 --> 00:14:41,020
?How's this, Squidward-

380
00:14:41,020 --> 00:14:44,190
--What the-- how the-
?a perfect circle

381
00:14:44,190 --> 00:14:45,310
.Do it again

382
00:14:45,310 --> 00:14:46,530
.Show your process

383
00:14:46,530 --> 00:14:49,690
.Well, first I draw this head-

384
00:14:49,690 --> 00:14:51,840
Then I erase some of the
.more detailed features

385
00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:56,010
,And one, two, three
.a circle, uh, thingy

386
00:14:56,010 --> 00:14:58,000
!Gimme that-

387
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,350
.Forget the circles

388
00:15:00,350 --> 00:15:02,540
.Ooh, nice one, Squidward-

389
00:15:02,540 --> 00:15:03,920
.Let me try

390
00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:04,800
[LAUGHS]

391
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,040
.Lookie, Squidward

392
00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:08,640
It's you and me
.playing leapfrog

393
00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,430
.That's you on the bottom

394
00:15:10,430 --> 00:15:11,580
!Give me that-

395
00:15:11,580 --> 00:15:13,840
There is nothing
.artistic about leapfrog

396
00:15:16,980 --> 00:15:18,480
?What are you doing now

397
00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:20,500
!I call it rippy bits-

398
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:22,730
You take a bunch of
,old ripped-up paper

399
00:15:22,730 --> 00:15:24,490
and you make a new
.picture out of it

400
00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:25,190
?See

401
00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:27,600
.You're on top this time

402
00:15:30,390 --> 00:15:33,510
Do you want to-
?learn art or not

403
00:15:33,510 --> 00:15:34,240
.I'm sorry, Squidward-

404
00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:34,940
.I'll listen

405
00:15:34,940 --> 00:15:36,280
.All right, SpongeBob-

406
00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:38,150
.Pay close attention

407
00:15:38,150 --> 00:15:40,350
.Look at your marble

408
00:15:40,350 --> 00:15:43,490
.Visualise the sculpture within

409
00:15:43,490 --> 00:15:45,940
--Then gently

410
00:15:45,940 --> 00:15:46,920
[TAP]

411
00:15:49,370 --> 00:15:50,350
[TAP]

412
00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:53,290
?How's this, Squidward-

413
00:15:53,290 --> 00:15:55,250
.It's beautiful-

414
00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:57,310
--Duh, I mean, um

415
00:15:57,310 --> 00:15:59,450
.This isn't a sculpture

416
00:15:59,450 --> 00:16:03,170
A good sculpture
.takes more time

417
00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:05,450
You can't just
.sculpt willy-nilly

418
00:16:05,450 --> 00:16:07,640
.You got to go by the book

419
00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:08,710
.Follow the rules

420
00:16:08,710 --> 00:16:12,660
Otherwise, you'll never
.get past amateur hour here

421
00:16:12,660 --> 00:16:16,700
.Besides, you got the nose wrong

422
00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:17,840
.There

423
00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:20,440
.Now it's art

424
00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:22,680
.Oh, it's so obvious-

425
00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:25,010
I would have never
.thought of that

426
00:16:25,010 --> 00:16:26,900
.I'm sorry, Squidward

427
00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:29,640
,I came here to learn
and I arrogantly

428
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:31,690
.shunned your lessons

429
00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:34,820
I'll never be a great
.artist like you

430
00:16:34,820 --> 00:16:37,370
.I don't deserve your tutoring

431
00:16:37,370 --> 00:16:40,600
I don't deserve to
.be in your presence

432
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:44,910
I don't even deserve
.to use your door

433
00:16:44,910 --> 00:16:46,200
.'Ello, there-

434
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:46,890
[GRUNTS]-

435
00:16:46,890 --> 00:16:48,870
.But I did deserve that

436
00:16:48,870 --> 00:16:49,570
!Ow

437
00:16:49,570 --> 00:16:51,540
!I deserved that too

438
00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:59,450
!And I deserve this

439
00:16:59,450 --> 00:17:00,740
.Good day, sir-

440
00:17:00,740 --> 00:17:01,440
.Sorry-

441
00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:02,580
.Class is dismissed

442
00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:03,550
.You're too late

443
00:17:03,550 --> 00:17:05,350
.Oh, I beg your pardon-

444
00:17:05,350 --> 00:17:06,940
.But I've forgotten my manners

445
00:17:06,940 --> 00:17:09,780
.My name is Monty P. Moneybags

446
00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:12,040
?The world-famous art collector-

447
00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,830
.The one and only-

448
00:17:13,830 --> 00:17:15,730
?Well, what are you doing here-

449
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:20,590
,I'm on a shopping spree-
.buying art for my new museum

450
00:17:20,590 --> 00:17:22,280
.Your search is over-

451
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:26,250
I am Bikini Bottom's
.greatest artiste

452
00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:30,450
I call this one
".Squidward en Repose"

453
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:31,150
.Oh, yeah-

454
00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:34,790
I don't think that will fit
in with the other pieces

455
00:17:34,790 --> 00:17:36,350
.in my collection

456
00:17:36,350 --> 00:17:37,110
?Why not-

457
00:17:37,110 --> 00:17:39,230
.Because it's an art collection-

458
00:17:39,230 --> 00:17:40,650
!Ha ha ha ha

459
00:17:40,650 --> 00:17:41,900
?How about this one-

460
00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:44,580
".I call it "Bold and Brash

461
00:17:44,580 --> 00:17:47,150
More like "Belongs-
".in the Trash

462
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,530
!Ha ha ha ha

463
00:17:48,530 --> 00:17:49,420
.Sorry-

464
00:17:49,420 --> 00:17:51,780
.I must've missed that one

465
00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:53,210
[WHISTLING]

466
00:17:53,210 --> 00:17:54,160
[SIGHS]-

467
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,550
?Maybe I should be-- huh

468
00:17:56,550 --> 00:17:59,940
!?What is that

469
00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:01,810
,Wait, wait, that-
--that's not, uh

470
00:18:01,810 --> 00:18:02,850
[STAMMERING]

471
00:18:02,850 --> 00:18:04,650
.Angelic form-

472
00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:07,270
.Amazing detail

473
00:18:07,270 --> 00:18:09,360
.Perfect censorship

474
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:13,000
This is the work
!of a true genius

475
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:16,530
?'Ello, what's this

476
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:20,340
.This is the only flaw

477
00:18:20,340 --> 00:18:23,790
.Ah, that's more like it

478
00:18:23,790 --> 00:18:27,490
I simply must find the
!artist responsible

479
00:18:27,490 --> 00:18:29,980
.He shall have fame

480
00:18:29,980 --> 00:18:31,030
.Fame-

481
00:18:31,030 --> 00:18:32,890
.MONTY: Fortune

482
00:18:32,890 --> 00:18:34,060
.Fortune-

483
00:18:34,060 --> 00:18:36,910
MONTY: Anything
.his heart desires

484
00:18:36,910 --> 00:18:37,610
?Anything-

485
00:18:40,290 --> 00:18:40,990
!It's me

486
00:18:40,990 --> 00:18:41,690
!It's me

487
00:18:41,690 --> 00:18:43,080
!I'm responsible

488
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:46,040
I can see now-- your-
name in the world's

489
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:48,540
.most prestigious museums

490
00:18:48,540 --> 00:18:51,890
!I am gonna make you immortal

491
00:18:51,890 --> 00:18:55,200
Now, uh, help me
.get this in the car

492
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:58,000
STRAINING) I, I could)-
.use a little help

493
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:58,700
[GRUNTS]

494
00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:04,840
!My fame

495
00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:06,500
!My fortune

496
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:07,870
!My hear

497
00:19:07,870 --> 00:19:10,620
Well, that's a bit of-
.bad luck right there

498
00:19:10,620 --> 00:19:13,420
But this shouldn't be
a problem for an artist

499
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:14,850
.of your magnitude

500
00:19:14,850 --> 00:19:17,050
.You can whip up another one

501
00:19:17,050 --> 00:19:19,490
,NERVOUSLY) Yeah)-
.heh-heh, no problem

502
00:19:19,490 --> 00:19:24,200
You know, between you and
.me, this isn't my best work

503
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:26,040
Why don't you come
,back tomorrow

504
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,290
and I'll have
something that will

505
00:19:27,290 --> 00:19:29,450
?really knock your socks off

506
00:19:29,450 --> 00:19:32,160
,Between you and me-
.I'm not wearing socks

507
00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:33,460
[BOISTEROUS LAUGH]

508
00:19:33,460 --> 00:19:34,300
[NERVOUS LAUGH]-

509
00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:35,080
.Yeah, no socks

510
00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:36,950
.That's, that's-- OK

511
00:19:36,950 --> 00:19:38,410
.See you tomorrow

512
00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:39,630
.Bye

513
00:19:39,630 --> 00:19:42,050
!I gotta find SpongeBob

514
00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:43,460
!SpongeBob

515
00:19:43,460 --> 00:19:45,200
!SpongeBob

516
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,570
!SpongeBob

517
00:19:46,570 --> 00:19:48,390
.Go away, Squidward-

518
00:19:48,390 --> 00:19:52,080
.I don't deserve your kindness

519
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:53,780
.Hey, cheer up-

520
00:19:53,780 --> 00:19:56,970
I have decided to give
.you another chance

521
00:19:56,970 --> 00:20:01,300
Why, with a great teacher
.like me, anything is possible

522
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,190
.Don't look at me, Squidward-

523
00:20:03,190 --> 00:20:06,730
.Don't look at my shame

524
00:20:06,730 --> 00:20:09,720
These hands weren't
.meant to create

525
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:11,240
!They only destroy

526
00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:12,640
.I can't look at them

527
00:20:18,270 --> 00:20:20,120
.Aw, come on, SpongeBob-

528
00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:23,470
You've got yourself a pair
.of yellow dandies here

529
00:20:23,470 --> 00:20:28,730
And with my help, we'll turn
.them into tools of beauty

530
00:20:28,730 --> 00:20:30,270
?Really-

531
00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:31,520
.Really-

532
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:32,610
?Really-

533
00:20:32,610 --> 00:20:33,870
.Really-

534
00:20:33,870 --> 00:20:35,280
?Really-

535
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:36,120
.STERNLY) Really)-

536
00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:38,530
.Wow-

537
00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:40,760
?Really

538
00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:42,060
.Let's go-

539
00:20:42,060 --> 00:20:43,280
.Squidward, look-

540
00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:45,080
.It's old Bold and Brash

541
00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:46,890
.Give me that-

542
00:20:46,890 --> 00:20:48,330
[GRUNTS]

543
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:49,700
.OK, SpongeBob

544
00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:51,560
.Just do what you did before

545
00:20:54,540 --> 00:20:55,880
.I can't-

546
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,450
.Ah, ah, wait, wait

547
00:20:57,450 --> 00:20:58,690
.Let me help

548
00:20:58,690 --> 00:21:00,300
Let's start with
.the circle again

549
00:21:03,890 --> 00:21:06,410
!I did it, Squidward-

550
00:21:06,410 --> 00:21:08,210
?Huh-

551
00:21:08,210 --> 00:21:11,160
But, but what about the head
,and, and the erasing and

552
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:11,860
--and the

553
00:21:11,860 --> 00:21:12,930
.I don't know, Squidward-

554
00:21:12,930 --> 00:21:15,240
.That stuff's not in the book

555
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:16,710
.Uh-

556
00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:17,740
[GRUNTS]

557
00:21:17,740 --> 00:21:19,060
?How about this, huh

558
00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:21,350
?Remember

559
00:21:21,350 --> 00:21:24,040
.That's not in the book either-

560
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:26,350
!Forget about the book-

561
00:21:26,350 --> 00:21:29,090
[GRUNTING AND TEARING]

562
00:21:29,090 --> 00:21:32,110
Ha, look at all this
.mess, SpongeBob

563
00:21:32,110 --> 00:21:35,980
What do all these little bits
?of paper make you wanna do

564
00:21:35,980 --> 00:21:37,470
.Wait, I know this-

565
00:21:37,470 --> 00:21:38,440
.Oh wait, I think I got it

566
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:39,140
.Uh-huh

567
00:21:39,140 --> 00:21:40,090
[JABBERS]

568
00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:41,030
.There you go

569
00:21:41,030 --> 00:21:41,750
.Yes

570
00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:42,450
!Tada

571
00:21:46,630 --> 00:21:50,220
OK, SpongeBob, let's just-
.move on to the marble

572
00:21:50,220 --> 00:21:52,350
First, an artist-
must concentrate

573
00:21:52,350 --> 00:21:54,300
.and visualise his concept

574
00:21:54,300 --> 00:21:55,820
.Now you've got it-

575
00:21:55,820 --> 00:21:58,020
.I got embrace the marble-

576
00:21:58,020 --> 00:21:58,720
!Right-

577
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:01,410
.I got to sniff the marble-

578
00:22:01,410 --> 00:22:03,370
.Well, uh, OK-

579
00:22:03,370 --> 00:22:06,900
.I got to lick the marble-

580
00:22:06,900 --> 00:22:08,100
.Uh-

581
00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:09,470
.I got to wash the marble-

582
00:22:09,470 --> 00:22:11,110
.I got to date the marble

583
00:22:11,110 --> 00:22:14,360
!I got to be the marble

584
00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:15,600
!I've got it

585
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,280
I have seen the
.sculpture within

586
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:18,500
.Here you go, buddy-

587
00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:22,780
With this tool, I-
!shall give birth to art

588
00:22:22,780 --> 00:22:23,940
.Oh, boy-

589
00:22:23,940 --> 00:22:24,770
[TAP]

590
00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:30,280
.With one more thing-

591
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:30,980
.There

592
00:22:30,980 --> 00:22:32,460
.Now it's art

593
00:22:32,460 --> 00:22:34,320
Well, what do you
?think, Squidward

594
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:36,360
Just take it all
.in for a moment

595
00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:39,200
.Let it soak in

596
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:41,670
[PIERCING SCREAM]-

597
00:22:41,670 --> 00:22:44,640
[CRAZED SOUNDS]

598
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:02,000
It looks like the excitement-
of my artistic triumph

599
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,210
.is too much for Squidward

600
00:23:04,210 --> 00:23:06,010
.Oh well, back to the dump

601
00:23:06,010 --> 00:23:07,540
TUNE OF "WILLIAM TELL)
,OVERTURE") To the dump

602
00:23:07,540 --> 00:23:08,840
to the dump, to the
.dump, dump, dump

603
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:10,510
,To the dump, to the dump
.to the dump, dump, dump

604
00:23:10,510 --> 00:23:12,990
[SQUIDWARD: [CRAZED SOUNDS

605
00:23:12,990 --> 00:23:14,970
[PANTING]

606
00:23:14,970 --> 00:23:17,750
?I'm here for the-- what the-

607
00:23:17,750 --> 00:23:19,970
?Who's responsible for this

608
00:23:19,970 --> 00:23:23,800
As of now, it's-
.his responsibility

609
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:26,890
!Good day to you, sir

610
00:23:26,890 --> 00:23:29,890
[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC]

611
00:23:29,890 --> 00:23:36,430
You, sir, are the greatest-
!artist who ever lived

612
00:23:36,430 --> 00:23:41,000
[UKULELE MUSIC]